Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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