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(734): View more from Michigan

Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.

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(650): View more from California

my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp

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(248): View more from Michigan

he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury

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(954): View more from Florida

He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals

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(516): View more from New York

the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Dangr zzzzzzzzone

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(423): View more from Tennessee

He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."

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(937): View more from Ohio

so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.

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(210): View more from Texas

Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.

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