Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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