he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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