She announced her abortion via fbk
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Randomize
