You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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