Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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