let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
