I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Its about making memories worth repressing
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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