Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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