Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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