grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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