Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
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