Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she smelled like a LAN party
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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