i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize