just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
