hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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