there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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