dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Randomize
