And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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