I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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