I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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