I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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