I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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