something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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