i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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