Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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