I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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