i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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