That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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