how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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