I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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