Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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