I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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