i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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