I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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