i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
