okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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