My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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