I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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