Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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