She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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