Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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