Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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