stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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