Porn is love you can see.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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