everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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