Old men and throwing up are my life now.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i came on her dog
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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