everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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