Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I need to sanitize my soul.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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