you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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