Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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