So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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