No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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