Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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