Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
Randomize
