Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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