So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
